Customer Service Problems Driving Churn as fast as advertising delivering customers

Advertising spend is increasing again in 2010 (hurrah), but the ‘Theme park bad-visit effect’ may hurt the advertisers as we exit an 18 month period that has decimated staff morale and general goodwill.

The Theme park study is research that found that 1 bad visit to a very well known US company’s theme parks requires 7 positive subsequent visits to restore the customer love and consistently result in positive word of mouth from the customer.

It is implied that companies halt advertising when they have serious customer service problems yet companies have an instinct to go the other way and ramp up marketing spend to talk their way out of their problems. This only brings more of their total available universe of customers in to a negative environment that they will bounce out of and be xx% more expensive to ever acquire again.

We know UK staff have just come through a tough environment which tends to dent morale, a key component of great customer service.

Research my wife did at IAC Interactive Corp years ago showed that 2 negative experiences in less than a year more than quadruples normal abandonment (detailed research I cannot share but it statistically modelled experience to frequency and emotional involvement of customer interaction and the order of the events)…roughly speaking…rude Bentley salesman is dead in water at 1st move, rude corner shop guy is an allowable inconvenience that should be avoided after 2nd or 3rd time.

At 3 or above negative experiences (over say 90 days) it becomes almost impossible to use marketing alone to win the customers goodwill back and even more to get them to be a brand advocate. Both will usually be at a cost that exceeds the customers LTV.

Recently I noticed a slump in UK customer serviced and I like to talk from facts and not opinions so over the last 6 months I have used my old investigative journalism skills to look at some companies I am a regular customer with, and also look at a 10 year old case I was involved with.

***This research is limited to a part time qualitative research, opportunistically asking high gain questions when I have a few minute spare in course of my personal consumer relationship with the company. Case studies drawn from conversations with the staff and management of each company who are often extremely open. No brands stated***

Case 1: The Restaurant that has fast staff running out the door

This large chain of trendy restaurants recently has developed a very high staff turnover, evidenced by stressed looking shift leads hovering behind the tills doing real time training on POS and processes. Too many floaters/floor walkers can be a signal of high staff turnover in a business.

(If you see INS floaters at a US airport immigration point, get a good book out and forget that connection).

The increase in food delivery delays caused by communications errors alone rather than sheer workload is a consultancy touchstone, usually drawing your attention to potential problems in organisations management.

These highlight poor training and team cohesiveness issues and not just, ‘Jeez these guys’ are busy and growing fast.  Cold but seemingly fresh looking food is a signal of poor communications and teamwork in a restaurant as is lots of movement by staff without plates/condiments etc…They are usually doing communication runs.

In this restaurant morale has collapsed at some branches and the trendy reputation is being replaced by word of mouth ‘sweatshop / move on to somewhere that cares’ reputation in staff circles. The loss of unique culture triggered by a management ‘work harder, faster, more more more’ led to some original store managers leaving and now a good willed but inexperienced management is leading many restaurants. The trendy reputation was a rod for their back, attracting great people with high expectations who in themselves were hard to buy back from the edge when the company ‘went corporate’ which is almost inevitable in any company that intends to grow.

Perhaps the tragedy is that throughout the recession they were a very busy and profitable chain benefitting from the downgrade in eating out that increased their average customer visits. However at a guess I imagine someone in the business wanted to feather the bank account for harder times ahead and by doing so risked the business, or they wanted to fund new store openings which are now fast and frequent.

In the case of expansion whist wages are capped, a basic business rule may have been broken.

Don’t spend large amounts of money in a noticeable way whilst staff are on a wage or benefit freeze.

Only CEO’s and CFO’s feel the warm glow of strategic advancement while pay is frozen. The foot soldiers probably didn’t take a pay cut to £1 year like a CEO, but neither will they have been likely to have been coincidentally awarded £6m in stock. They just leave or stay and act up to the point they drown out the diminishing hero staffers that remain. The wheels start falling off.

In this restaurants London branches I’ve now witnessed numerous disappointments at tables near me but few complaints, though the rate is increasing many times faster than their food prices which are at an inflation busting (12% up y/y) on some items. While I’ll tell the manager when I’m not served well, and always ensure I get the food as I like it (and come back), my table buddies often shrug and just don’t come back.  Luckily these restaurants advertising budget is low and customer loyalty unusually strong. Store openings are rapidly increasing at around the same rate as the collapse in customer service culture. This chain will be here to stay, but it is going to get painful soon.

Case 2: The Big Utility who wanted everyone to love them

Management were worried about losing customers to a more nimble competitor and increasing commoditisation of their services. They were experiencing high customer churn due to poor customer service and sluggish customer growth due to slow productisation of their otherwise industry leading innovations. The management went on a kind of ‘love thy customer drive in the way you attempt to buy an upset child’s affections’ drive, This empowered huge swaths of staff to issue credits to complaining customers.

The simplistic manner in which account credits were enabled should have been a red flag from day one.  A senior manager potentially feeling under pressure (and probably months behind due to procrastination/politics) declared “let’s keep this simple so everyone understands and we get fast results”. I imagine this senior type was measured to soft metrics such as brand loyalty or maybe harder metrics such as retention … but not a complex financial scorecard.

The cry of ‘let’s keep this simple’ drowned out any notion of ‘let’s do this right’ or more business speak-phrased ‘ensure effective and efficient management of it’.

Talking to one of the programme leads years later they corrected me and said ‘that’s consultant doublespeak Bill…’effective and efficient..you are repeating yourself’. They probably were still not ready for the lesson in how you can be very efficiently ineffective. But the attitude alone was interesting and belied a righteousness that is remarkable based on what happened next.

Several months after the initiative launch the execs found out that the ‘call centre monkeys’ (one 22 year old managers phrase not mine…I was ex ‘Monkey’ in his language!) had outsmarted them and given away huge sums to boost every possible stat you can imagine a call centre person has. In an environment where you have to put a code in your phone that times how long you are at the toilet, there is no love lost.

In fact the incentives for customers even drove down the quality of retained staff..Imagine you are on your third customer complaint of the week for poor interpersonal skills and about to get a HR visit.

“Err..my managers not in right now but I’ve realised this must be frustrating for you, let me give you £100 off your bill.”

Ta Da..Happy customer who may even write in and say how great you are and get you promoted!

The cat starts buying lives with his owner’s money.

I used to work in a call centre many moons ago, like bars and hairdressers…they are an environment where the underrated and underappreciated can run riot while the spotty faced fast track management stream get eaten alive (and don’t notice the first few hundred gnaw marks).

I once had to fire half a dozen call centre staff in a day for unrelated schemes that a MENSA member would have been hard pressed to think up. (There is a reason very senior call centre managers are rumoured to be paid as much as NHS surgeons)

The simple rules had meant all staff of a certain grade were equally able to dish out cash or credits, irrespective of their personal track record or alignment or knowledge of the way the company measured our strategic goal.

Call centres are often considered cost centres not profit centres and so are measured quantitatively rather than qualitatively. In a world where you don’t feel human relationships with your upper management and the only human connection is at the end of a phone, nice people do favours to nice people.

Long story long…it was a financial disaster.

A year in to the programme someone senior went to spend more time with their family and the pendulum swung. Now you’d be hard pressed to give the customer 50 pence if a company van had just driving through their living room for a laugh. The disproportionate swing saved a fortune, even more than before the ‘buy their love’ campaign. But locally managers lost almost all their discretion as part of an exec culture not to trust the monkeys again.

The best people left and it took years and tens of thousands of customers before a well thought out system, fraud limited and nuanced to customer expectations re-emerged. No one ever admitted the ‘lets rush it and do it simple’ rather than right was the main cause’. The new system for refunds was not simple and required someone who bothered to read the documents and flow charts. By virtue this meant most disputes ended up with someone who had a clue, had professional personality.

As far as I know that system and its creator are still around in the company and the stats look ok.

Fixed Price Consultancy

Value Based Consultancy – Fixed Cost Consultancy

As the recession swings in, more clients are looking to fix their costs, especially in areas such as legal and consultancy, where huge costs can be ran up.

The benefits to the client are clear, but few lawyers or business consultants are keen to embrace Fixed-Time, Fixed Price Consultancy models.

The demand for flat fee consultancy will not go away and can be very successful in attracting new business. It is also playing with fire.

How to Run Fixed Price Consultancy Projects (Just a short top level review, books are dedicated to such things)

1. Protect Your Brand. Ensure offering fixed price services does not diminish your brand by appearing to be discounting. Some people like reassuringly expensive, that’s one reason why Magic Circle Lawyers and McKinsey Consulting do well (apart from they are also very good).

2. Watch for canibalisation. Calculate revenue canibalisation from existing clients demanding a move to a Flat Fee Model

3. Look Ahead. Introduce Flat Fee models only in areas where you have very accurate knowledge of time/resource costs for the next 12 months. I recently bought US contractors in Dollars and then saw the £ drop 15% below my currency hedge. Nasty.

4. Resist scope creep at all costs, make it clear up front that the project will needs to be very well scoped/planned and that creep will be proactively managed.

5. Stick to what you know. Favour Fixed Price Consulting where “We’ve done this thing a million times before”, NEVER when “I think my estimates look ok, it’s a bit like what we did last time, I guess we can do this”. Make sure there is clear start point, clear process and clear sign off, use time and materials for everything else.

6. Be realistic. Fortune favours the brave, Fixed Cost favours the very realistic. Count all the time it takes to do a project including client management.

7. Add a safety margin: Calculate the hourly rate to carry out the project and then add 15%.

8. Look for time savings: Calculate how much time can be saved on time tracking and complicated billing that is removed by a flat fee. Treat that saving like it’s VAT and save it in a project fund called “Oh My God – I looked away for 5 minutes and now have a huge overrun on a fixed cost project”

9. Focus on efficiency: Introduce new equipment and efficient processes wherever possible in relation to fixed price projects. Efficiency has to be invested in.

10. Delegate. Now the client is not paying for a named individuals time, offload the simple tasks to a junior staff member who should enjoy a more varied workload

11. Talk to customers: Is there a demand for fixed price services in your industry, if demand is weak then consider shelving the idea until demand grows. If you do run with a Flat Fee service offering, get as much feedback from those trialing the model (staff and clients) and modify as needed. Openly say to happy fixed price clients “This pricing model is quite new for us, we’d like to try it out with more clients, is there anyone you know open to trialing this model. It’s a direct request for a referral, but there clearly a benefit for the new prospective client.

12. Try it out: Once you have a plan, start small and try it with a single client. A few weeks later you will almost certainly have made a few tweaks. Continue to roll out the pricing model slowly and make sure your financial backers such as banks understand what is happening so they understand the benefits as well as the risks.

The aim should be to maintain or grow revenue and profit whilst differentiating yourself in the market. Win win for clients peace of mind and consultants finances.

Improve Online Surveys

It should not take you more than 15 min to complete the survey”

In the last week I received 9 workplace online survey requests from internal teams, partners and suppliers that asked me for “just 15 minutes”.  135 minutes in total, that is almost $700 of my time if you were buying it.

If your elevator pitch is 30 seconds, why is your survey 15 minutes?

I ignore the majority of surveys unless they are likely to influence something I have a very strong interest in. If I don’t have time to update my blog regularly or go to Starbucks I certainly won’t tick though bloated surveys designed to cover every possible stakeholders curiosity with no clear benefit to my needs and with a distinct likelihood the survey data will influence nothing.

If I really care about something, I’ll have proactively contacted the service provider and given them a thumbs up or request for better service, but I still believe surveys have their place.

If you want busy people to fill out surveys, the survey needs to be less than 5 minutes and extract the respondent’s most powerful feelings about your product or service.  Too many surveys demand volumes of data when a few simple high gain questions would suffice

1.         Will you use our service in 2009? (Yes / No / Don’t Know)

2.         Why?    [Free form answer]

3.         Submit Button

Drop down lists and radio button scales are all there to help the survey team quantify responses but in the lust for measurement surveys usually miss the real nuggets of value.

The obsession with lists, values and predefined choices abstract respondents in such as way that you may as well fingerprint people with oven mitts on.

When was the last time you filled out a survey and thought, “Damn..They really got some usable valuable insights from me”, Most of the time surveys feel like doing lines in detention.

What is better? 15% of respondents telling you their favorite and least liked aspects of your service (time to collect – less than 90 seconds) or 0.9% of your customer base filling out volumes of data on every facet of your offering (time to collect – 15 minutes).

If you want to move management forward in most business and get fast decisions you’ll need to represent a large volume of user demand that cannot be argued with.

In a world where everyone has the bright idea of a 15 minute survey without immediate reward, your decision to get to the point and ask the 5 most important questions in less than 3 minutes is a distinct advantage. Less is more.

Consulting Questions for SEO Clients

SEO Consulting Questions don’t have much to do with SEO.

SEO is about business success more than it is about any art or technology, it is just 1 (very powerful) revenue generating tool.

The SEO projects I’ve witness struggle the most are those that did not commence with a reliable research phase to gain information on the clients business needs. If you can align an SEO project to the business goals and timelines of the client, success is much more likely. Sounds Obvious.

Yet I regularly win business from intelligent SEO providers who got lazy and commoditised the SEO offering, removing the stage where the SEO deliverables and results should be tailored to the clients specific needs and appetite.

This compounded with a lack of communication and patronising search jargonese in place of a solid performance dashboard is enough to destabilise the most robust or ingenious SEO provider. If a client says “I don’t really get it..but I guess you guys are the search gurus, not me” that is not a compliment but stage one of client abandonment because it means you’ve stopped talking the same language.

If you do not enable your client to give their boss/investor a great elevator pitch on the business value of the SEO activity, do not be surprised if they cannot expand funding for the project, maintain priorities or budget. 

However, before you can talk your clients language with confidence, you need to understand their business and their needs.This requires SEO providers to look at the whole business and consider, “how can I provide success at the scale, cost and timelines that my client needs”. 

To help calculate our business direction I require my staff to ask the following 23 questions when engaging a new client.

Questions to ask new SEO clients:

Market
1. What markets are the client operating within
2. What is their market size
3. What % of their market do they have
4. What are the market trends (technological & social changes)
5. What is the maturity of the market
6. How fragmented is the market
7. How seasonal is their business

Competitors
1. Who are the main competitors
2. How are their main competitors performing
3. Who is looking to enter the market

Customers
1. Who are the clients customers
2. What are the key drivers of purchase amongst their customers
3. Does the client want to change their customer base

Revenues
1. What is the margin on the product/service
2. What are their primary sales channels by %
3. Where is their revenue coming from (not always  obvious – british rail was from property)
4. What are their current revenues and projections (may be hard to get if not publicly quoted)

Strategies
1. Why is online important to the client (especially if offline sales channel is dominant)
2. What is their strategy and objectives (fast follower, market leader)
3. What time scales has the client set for objectives to be delivered
4. How will results be measured

Marketing
1. Does their product or service compete on price or brand (or other such as convenience)
2. How robust is their brand

Top 100 Universities in the World

The THES list of top 100 UK Universities in 2007 is below. Source: THES – Top Universities

University Rankings 2007

Rank School Name Country
1 HARVARD University USA
2= YALE University USA
2= University of OXFORD UK
2= University of CAMBRIDGE UK
5 IMPERIAL College London UK
6 PRINCETON University USA
7= CALIFORNIA Institute of Technology (Caltech) USA
7= University of CHICAGO USA
9 UCL (University College London) UK
10 MASSACHUSETTS Institute of Technology (MIT) USA
11 COLUMBIA University USA
12 MCGILL University Canada
13 DUKE University USA
14 University of PENNSYLVANIA USA
15 JOHNS HOPKINS University USA
16 AUSTRALIAN National University Australia
17 University of TOKYO Japan
18 University of HONG KONG Hong Kong
19 STANFORD University USA
20= CORNELL University USA
20= CARNEGIE MELLON University USA
22 University of California, BERKELEY USA
23 University of EDINBURGH UK
24 KING’S College London UK
25 KYOTO University Japan
26 Ecole Normale Superieure, PARIS France
27 The University of MELBOURNE Australia
28 ECOLE POLYTECHNIQUE France
29 NORTHWESTERN University USA
30 University of MANCHESTER UK
31 The University of SYDNEY Australia
32 BROWN University USA
33= National University of SINGAPORE Singapore
33= University of BRITISH COLUMBIA Canada
33= University of QUEENSLAND Australia
36 PEKING University China
37 University of BRISTOL UK
38= The CHINESE University of Hong Kong Hong Kong
38= University of MICHIGAN USA
40 TSINGHUA University China
41 University of CALIFORNIA, Los Angeles USA
42 ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Tech’) Switzerland
43 MONASH University Australia
44 University of NEW SOUTH WALES Australia
45 University of TORONTO Canada
46 OSAKA University Japan
47 BOSTON University USA
48 University of AMSTERDAM Netherlands
49 NEW YORK University (NYU) USA
50 The University of AUCKLAND New Zealand
51= SEOUL National University Korea, South
51= University of TEXAS at Austin USA
53= TRINITY College Dublin Ireland
53= HONG KONG University of Science & Techno… Hong Kong
55= University of WASHINGTON USA
55= University of WISCONSIN-Madison USA
57 University of WARWICK UK
58 University of CALIFORNIA, San Diego USA
59 LONDON School of Economics and Political (LSE) UK
60 HEIDELBERG Universitat Germany
61 Katholieke Universiteit LEUVEN Belgium
62 University of ADELAIDE Australia
63 DELFT University of Technology Netherlands
64 The University of WESTERN AUSTRALIA Australia
65= University of BIRMINGHAM UK
65= Ludwig-Maximilians-University Munchen Germany
67 Technische University MUNCHEN Germany
68 University of SHEFFIELD UK
69 NANYANG Technological University Singapore
70 University of NOTTINGHAM UK
71= UPPSALA University Sweden
71= DARTMOUTH College USA
73 University of ILLINOIS USA
74= University of YORK UK
74= EMORY University USA
76 University of ST ANDREWS UK
77= University of PITTSBURGH USA
77= PURDUE University USA
79 University of MARYLAND USA
80= University of LEEDS UK
80= University of SOUTHAMPTON UK
82 VANDERBILT University USA
83 University of GLASGOW UK
84 LEIDEN University Netherlands
85= University of VIENNA Austria
85= CASE WESTERN RESERVE University USA
85= FUDAN University China
88 QUEEN’S University Canada
89 UTRECHT University Netherlands
90= PENNSYLVANIA STATE University USA
90= TOKYO Institute of Technology Japan
92 RICE University USA
93= University de Montreal Canada
93= University of COPENHAGEN Denmark
95 University of ROCHESTER USA
96 University of CALIFORNIA, Davis USA
97= University of ALBERTA Canada
97= GEORGIA Institute of Technology USA
99 CARDIFF University UK
100 University of HELSINKI Finland

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People the Accenture Way

An Accenture consultant gave a presentation yesterday to an audience of 170 search technology customers at an event I was exhibiting at in London. For decency’s sake I’ll leave her name and the search technology sponsors name out of this article. The audience was a mix of customers, consultants, implementation teams and a few pure search focused people.

While Search driven revenues is a top tier management priority, the majority of day to day Search decisions are still made between manager and director level in middle management land.

So bear this in mind as I paraphrase how Ms Accenture ended her wannabe Carly Fiorina styled presentation.

“so we come to the leanings phase. Middle Managers, [spat out like a dirty phrase] this lot are where you find many of the problems you know. There are three types of middle manager [audience sits up]. You have the lion…he is all roar..quieten him down and make him do your will, he can be praised and you can get him on side [patronising smirk]. Then you have the Donkey [makes slight eeorr sound/gesture combo], he is suborn and he does not like change so he must be dragged along [gestures the pulling of donkey across stage] and then you have the SHARK!!!!…he will come for you at any time and wants to kill your project, he won’t listen he just wants to come at your….[pause]..he must be removed, FINISHED”

Cue slight intake of breath from the audience and heads turning to each other to confirm “did she seriously just say that?”.

The moment was to be savoured briefly before desert came in the form of a dangerous, apparently accidental and inaccurate slight to the partner technology she was speaking about. The sponsors were generous in their praise of the presentation but the white noise as people left the room was “so…do I get fired, coerced sidelined or manipulated”.

Virtual Whiteboard

Need a free virtual whiteboard ?

GE have put a pretty cool application online that lets you draw, save and email an online whiteboard. Good work huge conglomerate fellas.  http://imagination3.com/

International Relocations – Why They Fail

I recently sat beside an SVP from a large staff relocation organization on a flight to Texas, I asked him what this entailed and he gave a pretty detailed overview of why relocations fail.

So, if you’ve ever wanted to know, here it is (paraphrased) from a man with 27 years relocations experience.

“In my experience around 3% of staff relocate, 1% internationally. Few relocations are under 2 years and few are over 4 years. The average is 3 years. The partners of those relocating are often career orientated themselves and will be putting their career on hold for the perceived greater good.

In the old days relocations would make you big money, now the focus is on delivering career growth with parity of living or increases being tied to the promotion that may be part of the relocation. So a driver would be to recognize you went from VP to GM, not as a freebie…even if really, it is.

The most popular reasons relocation fail is family reasons. The employee is moving to an exciting new role, usually more senior than their existing one and within the same organization or a newly acquired business. Each day the employee will continue to be in contact with colleagues back home and the corporate culture will be familiar. New challenges will allow the employee to feel growth and their life will become focused on proving they can meet and exceed the expectations of their new role.

Meanwhile the partner may not have work authorization and is taking a career break. If the relocation is to a developing area such as Hungary, then there it is likely drivers and maids are taking care of the chores. Each evening the partner will be greeted with stories of how the company HQ is impressed and numerous work stories that increase the partner’s sense of isolation from their normal life and the career they left behind.

Children may be finding school isolating and certain countries have deeply entrenched resentment of the US, which is being communicated. Eventually the partner, usually but not always female, and the children want to go home. This is why relocations must treat the whole family as integral to a successful relocation; get the partner an opportunity for career progression or a role in a charitable organization to make sure they have no resume gaps.

The second most popular failure is actually after the fact, and many companies fail to recognize it.

The staff member has gone abroad, and upon arrival has become “the man”, running the foreign operation, with status akin to a local CEO. Suddenly evenings are spent with government ministers, local media report his or her comments and even US government staff may seek their local insight. If they are doing a good job, the local staff may show considerable respect and loyalty in a way unusual to casual US business in say California. After 3 years, the executive return home, but the hero’s welcome is a brief meeting with facilities to be shown a modest not quite corner office. The pace of life slows and a view over Cincinnati isn’t quite the same as the palatial office in Budapest. Shrugging such materialism aside, the executive tries to focus on the job, but now it’s back to running a vertical not a country, and their influence is again limited. Being away from HQ has hurt their network, but a good track record aboard will see they are secure. Life is boring.

This is where an intelligent competitor comes in and lures them away. “We loved what you did for XYZ in Hungary, we are expanding operations and need a head of Eastern Europe, we want you to lead it, let’s talk”

And in a few weeks all of the learning and investment of the original company is lost to a competitor who now has an established and well connected figure to exploit that market. You’ve just paid to enhance your competitor’s management.

Some companies will resort to litigation; better ones have identified this pattern and invest in the executive as they return and recognize they are now challenged to retain the talent. Oil companies do this most professionally.”

Looking at Results not Personality

What would happen if you took the nice guy at the meetings advice?

Somewhere over Canada a debate broke out, between two consultants on a project. One felt that Mike, an employee at their client company was trying to shut them out of the project, the other commented “don’t be so paranoid, he seems a nice guy, why would he want to do that, we can help the project get great results.”

 

Hearing the issue over a coffee, at face value we were discussing the integrity or good intentions of Mike, the client employee.

 

A better policy may be to disregard the personal elements, and concentrate on likely outcomes of the actions and advice of Mike.

 

We looked at the predictable outcomes of following Mike’s advice and projected the most likely effects should Mike successfully implemented his initiatives. The results would have left the two consultants marginalized and their efforts on the project reduced to support roles rather than strategic.

 

From this point onwards, Mike’s good or bad nature is irrelevant. Collateral damage or deliberate target, either way Mike wasn’t out to help them.

 

Now they understood what he wanted to achieve, they could move onto why. Ultimately this may have given them the how…to stop him. They mulled over the why for the rest of the flight.

 

My guess is that everyone hates consultants, Mike felt threatened and their failure would help him look better by comparison. The client would expect staff obstructions and that’s probably why they hired consultants in the first place. Overall the product/project probably suffered, but an amazing launch party was had. Tea and Medals were had in the gardens.

 

It’s just a guess but the cheese and wine had appeared and I wasn’t about to miss that.